[panda]

A few others I can remember:

'You will never change - I've kept telling you but nothing happens' 

'The children will just want me to be happy'

'Why can't you see we haven't got on for years'

'Now I know why I spent so much time working in my garage'

'We are just two people who share a house'..........we weren't, but we are now!

'I realise now why I had to buy things all the time' - he has his freedom from me and he is still buying things .duh.

'Maybe you should give me all the money back that I have wasted on you in the last 5 years whilst you sat at home doing nothing' - the sitting at home doing nothing was raising his two children...

'Go out this Saturday and find someone for yourself'

[Stillstanding71]

A lot of priceless statments filled with confusion. 

Think one of my worst ones it this one:

"The reason why I dont speak to you is that you dont listen."

My reply:

"The only thing I want to is to listen, to understand."

Her reply: .............. Silence!

Can you say stupid!

[theheartknows]

Upon getting a phone call from OW informing me of their affair, "See what you made me do!"

"I completely accept responsibility for my part..I didn't know any other way to behave given the circumstances."


"I don't want this kind of relationship with you." (day after climbing into bed with me)

"I know what kind of person I am and I wouldn't have acted like this if there weren't a good reason."

"I've done more for your than you have for yourself!"

[Wed2Him?Whatever.]

"You watch football and wrestling and play video games.  Who that is your age actually does those things?!?"

Them's fightin' words!! That's my weekend!!

I "loved" it when my H said to me, "We're just roommates, and I am sick of it!"  He seemed to be overlooking the not-unimportant fact that he stopped sleeping with me in our bedroom.  One night, months before, he slept on the couch and made it permanent after that.  No argument or discussion or anything.  But he yelled like it had been my idea, somehow, and he was really letting me have it over that.  Poor guy.  I guess a good wife would've started sleeping on the floor next to the couch?

[Ready2Transform]

Hoss was a coucher too!  Probably for the better part of a year at least.  He had that "burning aura" that couldn't be touched (accept by everyone that wasn't me).  We had a sectional, and eventually just grabbed my pillow and hit the other side every time he would do it.  Drove him MAD.  He got very Linus-like over his quilt that I was not to touch (that is still in my blanket chest. ), and I suspect missed out on a lot of late-night Skype lovin' while he listened to me saw the z's.  :::sad clown:::

I think I might have just realized that mine might be the first MLCer with a woobie blanket.  Any others?!

[Thundarr]

Coucher here too, but not until three weeks after BD and after the last time we made love.  Like a fool I thought everything was fine given that we both really seemed to enjoy it but rather than lay in bed holding each other she just got up and proclaimed that she should start sleeping on the couch and did.  There was only one time I can think of after that she has ever lay on a bed with me and it was when she came to visit the kids and S8 (then S6) either got hurt or was sick and asked us to lay down in bed with him.  She stayed on the couch for 3 weeks before moving to her.......parents couch now that I think of it, then into her childhood bedroom for a couple months.

[Slow Fade]

My H actually brought me a king size bed to put in the other room saying that my snoring was keeping him awake. The creepy thing is that I think the bed belonged to ow at one point and when she divorced (yes she was married too) and moved to our area she didn't have room for it.

I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

[riverbirch]

EEWWW    Slow Fade

[superdog]

Woo hoo mine was a coucher too for 18 months!

H said he didn't want to sleep next to someone who he didn't know what she would do next. What???

Perhaps he thought I might kill him dead in his sleep......WITH MY FACE !!!

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[Thundarr]

EEWWW    Slow Fade

Seconded!  Whenever I think of any OW I think of that horrible pic that someone posted on FB with the girl posing in a cop costume on the bathroom sink.  Yuck!