ok. we have a swift kick to the groin above the mantel. Opposite wall: "Find Your Kid in this Class Picture"
Stocking holds one (1) fresh spine, with two (2) balls in the toe.
among the tree ornaments, you will find a bag of cat poop, a skunk*, surfer nutcracker, running shoe, coal, Mr. JD's Visa, mirror, and truth serum.
under the tree is a miner's lamp to navigate the tunnel, a nice bag of weed, and other things that should be fairly evident.
*oops my skunk disappeared. my photo program crashed 3 times during the process. sorry about that!
also, I meant to include some Axe Body Spray and some video games -
There may have to be some additions between now and Christmas morn!