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#60: October 08, 2011, 05:44:38 PM
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H said, "It will be fun when you and your sister are older and you live next to me and your mom."

At least he's planning for the future.... Better go rent "It's complicated" LOL!!
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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#61: October 08, 2011, 06:20:31 PM


In one of our *rare* talks after BD he said to me very calmly over the phone *just don't have any kids* ( we never had children )  :-X .
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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#62: October 09, 2011, 01:27:37 AM
Remembered another  ... a year or so ago, I was looking to book a holiday for H our 2D's and me ... I found a great place in Greece ... Me: Hey there's a great holiday in Greece, come and have a look. (on the computer)
Him: I don't want to go to Greece, there's no culture there.
Me: Erm, Greece is one of the most culturally rich countries in Europe.
Him: Well I don't like that kind of culture. Anyway its too hot.
Me: OH ... well what kind of culture do you like?
Him: Spain.
Me: Spain is hot too.
No comment!

The girls and I went to Greece, we had a great time, he didn't want to come. The day after we got back, he went to Spain, and I later discovered OW joined him there.
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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#63: October 09, 2011, 01:41:28 AM
On a recent court appearance,  outside we got to talking about how tired he looked and about his son not wanting to meet OW.

He said "I hope you don't think I knew her before I left the house.
Me "It doesn't matter when you met her, it is still an affair"
Him "No its not"
Me "Its OK I forgive you for it"
Him "It doesn't need forgiving"

Last week his Mum and Dad came up to stay with him, they took our Son out for lunch, on returning I was in the house getting ready for a night out, (In the Bath).

He Phoned the next day

Him "What you did to my Mum and Dad yesterday was Wicked and Unforgivable"
Me "What did I do, I didn't even see your Mum and Dad"
Him "Your attitude"


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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#64: October 09, 2011, 01:49:32 AM
Or how about 'one of the reasons I left you was because you didn't smile one day when I came home from work'

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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#65: October 11, 2011, 04:16:36 PM
H to D: (6 months ago)  - you should not have any children its bad for the planet ok (she is 21)
D: What!!! you have children ..
H: Oh ........ (long pause) yes I guess I'm not a good role model .. so sorry I had children!! cause  if I hadn't Id be a good role model for you ??
D; Difficult one Dad as I would not need a role model
H: why?
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H again to D: few days ago- Why did you buy three box's of cereal?
D: well one I like One you like and I got one for free
H: I don't like the one you got me and you have wasted money its a con by evil supermarkets to make you buy too much food
D: But its the one you always buy
H: I don't like it - think I must have bought by mistake ..
D: ok Ill eat it then
H: what about the other one
D: Ill eat that too its got an 18 month sell by date so think I can eat 3 box's in that time (D lives with H at the moment) they are small ones
H: you are a spender
D; goes to her purse takes out he £3.65 (value of cereal) and gives it to H
H: what is this
D: cereal money
H: you are silly and gives her it back
This evening she tells me she comes back and he is eating he cereal He hates   
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H: to me - when I say good by after we have met for a drink and need to get back to me hotel
You are your own worst enemy
I look at him in confusion and say what are you talking about
H: Oh it must be me then I'm my own worst enemy


the sad thing is this is the tip of the iceberg but I am  tired or could fill a page or .......
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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#66: October 11, 2011, 05:13:41 PM
  Today mine said "Hey ya know we never even talked about all this."     Then shrugs and smiles like a teenager.  I didn't say anything     :o :o :o     it's 8 mos post BD this week.
    and when referring to a store "You should go there. It's nice. Trust me I would never steer you wrong." :o :o :o
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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#67: October 11, 2011, 05:24:13 PM
Bewildered, You are funny.. I am laughing so hard from your stories ;D  The picture of your H sitting there eating the cereal hard me howling. Thanks...I loved.all of the stories. Your D must be like my D They get it with this MLC..They look at H like  :o :o :o
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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#68: October 11, 2011, 07:21:52 PM
Bewildered.... you and your husband need T-shirts that read "I'm with  :o" and the other one " :o"

Mamma.... he would "never steer you wrong" ????!!!!

They have scrambled eggs for brains....
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Re: Funny things my MLC has said
#69: October 12, 2011, 01:55:25 AM
Bewildered ...     ;D     cereals ... ;D  made me laugh out loud!!  Hilarious!!  Also the don't have children role model!!   ::)  Thanks.

Mine said  to my D's last year when he lived here ... ' why do you have to use so much water when you have a bath? Can't you share anymore' He also told them continuously about turning lights out. (they were 12!!)  One evening I came home, my D was in the bath with 2 inches of water ... in the dark!  To keep her F happy she said.

However, last night when he was here while I went out ... I came home at 9.30 to find every light in the house on  and 2 D's sleeping in front of the TV! They had both had a bath separately of course!! Guess it doesn't matter now I'm paying the bills.
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